so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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