i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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