She is in my trunk
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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