my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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