Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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