This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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