How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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