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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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