I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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