What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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