awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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