Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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