All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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