You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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