yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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