too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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