What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I think your dad took our porno
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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