he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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