The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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