We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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