I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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