Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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