I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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