Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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