What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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