he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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