seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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