I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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