He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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