Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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