And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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