false alarm. still invincible.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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