You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
why do cheetos always look like penises
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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