why didn't you poke me back
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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