how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm passing your future prison.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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