After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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