Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
