Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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