Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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