There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You took a bar mat shot.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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