? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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