I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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