Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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