it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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