That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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