I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Barsexuality is the new black.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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