he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
its not stalking. its research.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Randomize
