Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I looked at my own cervix.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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