the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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