I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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