I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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