When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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