There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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