Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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