Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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