As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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